It's a little raw in here, the language will definitely offend you, you'll likely consign me to your list of "People who will most certainly go to Hell".
Fine by me, probly a done deal anywayz, and, quite frankly, it's none of your frucking business.
All ya-all Catholics....
...come right on in.
You brought us the Borgia Popes and The Inquisition, so NOTHING should shock you in any buzz-kill kind of way.
If there's any specific group(s) of people who have a RIGHT to feel affronted by the material contained herein, it would be White Men who insist that "Guns Don't Kill People", Subservient Ta-Ta Baring 23-Year-Old "Twitter-Girls", ANYBODY who watches porn/tries to validate it by calling it "Art"/thinks it's alright for porn to even exist..., and ALL Overweight Women Who Still Wear Stirrup Pants.
And since that's generally my target group(s) for a little unbridled derisive sneering, well.... I'm just achieving my goal, so we ALL win!
And lest ye forget, my gentle readers;
I HATE EVERYBODY.
So, Be Prepared and FOREWARNED.
I've already offered that up, so, Deal.
okay.
Yes I'm Cranky.
I'll fill you in on that in a subsequent episode.
Just because I am Cranky doesn't make any of the above remarks less truth.
So have a nice day, bite me*, and continue reading.
or not.
*teeth marks are a sign of character and may be even a better chick-magnet than a classy tattoo or a black porsche. so GO FOR IT. Get some today!
