Okay, SOMEBODY NEEDS TO EXPLAIN TO ME....

.......how that honking FAT DUDE on the little bicycle could possibly not know that his buttcrack is on display.

I mean.

C'mon.

That much ass sticking out...he HAD to feel the breeze back there.

While we are glad that he had on a shirt.....COULDN'T IT HAVE BEEN ONE LARGE ENOUGH TO COVER HIS BACKSIDE????

He seemed to have some illusions about what size shorts would fit.

Along with some serious illusions about the size of bicycle and seat would accommodate that butt....crack and all.

Pedaling those sadly flattened tires along the sidewalk, headed for the ice-creme store.

dammit.