Really, I DIN'T.

Okay.

I am not making this up,I was actually asked this question:

"If you didn't do it and you were in Alberta at the time, how did you get that picture?"

Umm.

The first and best answer is; "Anybody can pull a photo from the internet. BUH!"

(The "BUH" in there is imperative for that answer to have full effect. It just wouldn't be the best way to answer that question without the "BUH" in there, and all caps at that.)

But even,perhaps,more readily obvious is the fact that the photo was clearly taken FROM A HELICOPTER.

It's an OVERHEAD shot.

ANYBODY who knows me is perfectly well aware of the sad fact that I DON'T own a helicopter.

If I did, I'd have one of those Vulcan mini-guns* mounted on the front of the thing and I'd be out there running the freeway, taking out cell-texters and newspaper readers before they could clear the on-ramps, making the roads safer for the rest of us....

And it certainly wouldn't be long before REALLY porkubese white men would know better than to jiggle around, shirtlessly, out there on their lawn tractors.

NOBODY,(at least, nobody in Ohio), would have the nerve to casually toss a used diaper onto the surface of the Tractor Store Parking Lot, for fear of Terror Raining From the Skies.

They'd all have to answer to a Higher Power.

geez.

Get It?

You Guys are SO lame!

Higher Power.

Me in the Helicopter, having all this Power.

ugh.

I thought is was funny.

Hum.

I think I'll just go check how the Boeing AH 64 Apache is pricing out on eBay these days. Maybe I can get a used one with the Vulcan* tossed in as a package deal.

If I purchase the flame-thrower at the same time, I know I can get the combined shipping discount....

WAY less boring than sitting around here with all these peeps who have NO sense of humour.....

*Vulcan mini-gun i.e. The M134, is a multi-barrel, high-speed, electronic-fired gatling gun which can fire 2000 to 6000 rounds per minute. I could go with the M61, but the larger shells are less cost effective over-all, since it is unlikely that I would ever be interested in taking out anything larger than an automobile or a small truck. For larger objects,the rocket launcher would then be the more appropriate option.