LOOK OUT!!!!! (yes, again.)

...I may just start wearing flannel pajama pants in public.
WITH PINK FUZZY BUNNY SLIPPERS!





that got your attention, didn't it?
I think welding goggles would round off the ensemble quite nicely, yup yup.

But REALLY.

I see these people, MOSTLY, between the ages of 15 and 22, OUT IN PUBLIC, wearing their pajamas.
At the Walmart store. On campus. Just last week; the butcher shop.
Generally, an iPod or a Sams*ng Galaxy is involved.

Did we just NOT BOTHER, when we got up?
Or did we have to change into that attire from something we slept in?
Do we mow the grass wearing this attire?


Do we mow the grass at ALL?

Probly not....or those bunny slippers would, quite likely, be missing their ears.


yeah........ I think I will grow a big ol' belly, so that my 6x sized children's t-shirt leaves my midsection lamentably exposed, put on my flannel pajama-bottoms and earless bunny shoes, fire up some leftover cigarette butt, and go out back to chain-saw me some firewood. Then, after a round of push-mowing, while tanked out of my gourd on ROCKST*R energy drink, shove some AC/DC into my head via those little white iPod 'buds, head on off to a nearby college campus to shuffle** vacuously into traffic while staring into an iPhone, trying to see if that reply from #caligrrl ever came across... but I can't see it because my welder goggles and the sun glare cancelled out any chance that I can possibly read it before being hit by an oncoming motorist/skateboarder,(also wearing pajama pants)/bicyclist,(earbuds and a bicycle bell), /othershufflingpedestrian.....



it's okay.
I won't know what hit me.















*c'mon, you know the drill. protecting me from lawsuits and all that.

** it was the bunny slippers,(and the sleep deprivation), that made me do it.